Player One

I play story games.

No multiplayer, no ranked anxiety. Just me, a controller, and however many hours it takes to see the credits.

Dark Souls II
Incoming
Currently Attempting

Dark Souls II

They say it's the hardest of the trilogy. I've conquered the first one three times. I'm ready. Probably. Pray for me.

Dark Souls Remastered
Conquered
Recently Defeated

Dark Souls Remastered

Avoided souls games my whole life. Then I caved. Turns out it's the same loop as debugging: you die, you learn exactly why, you adapt, you go again.

First run
45h
Second run
11h
Third run
8h

64h total. The learning curve is the game.

GTA San Andreas
All-time #1
2004

GTA San Andreas

CJ from the Grove. The map, the missions, the radio stations. Nothing has come close in 20 years.

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
All-time #2
2013

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

A pirate who accidentally became an assassin. Best naval combat ever put in a game. The shanties alone.